#the keeper speaks.

[thekeeperofbalance]

my blog always will be a safe space for ppl who use neopronouns and/or are xenogender!!!

Not forcing!!

(Image by ♡ Apollo ♡ on Pinterest)

Edit; forgot to include that I’m also xenogender and a xenopronoun user xD I hoard dog and wolf xenogenders and currently only go by pup/pups, though I don’t mind any other dog Xenos :3

Also guys ur blowing up my phone GAHHH thank you all so much 😭😭😭🫶🫶🫶

[thekeeperofbalance]

me: *silently undergoes a slight rebranding*

aka i wasn't using my writing blog so i got rid of it and combined my blogs-

i need a tag for things i want ppl to pay attention to that isn't my 'the keeper warns' tag (as it now is)

[lotus-pear]

ok gayboy

[kermit-coded]

watcher alternatives

in honor of steven and the ghoul boys shitting the proverbial bed, here's some of my favorite youtube channels/podcasts with similar vibes!

michael reeves: an extremely unhinged youtuber who makes robots! he only posts once or twice a year, but his videos are super worth it!

sorta stupid: my favorite reaction channel. these guys are super chill and funny, and they are the ultimate allies (go check out their toh series if you wanna see them be huge lumity shippers!)

microwave society: they also do reactions, but they specialize in shitty kids movies (and the occasional classic like megamind or shrek). check out their veggietales videos if you want to laugh until you puke.

max0r: does unhinged video game reviews that are like crack for people with adhd.

anthpo: he's not making videos anymore, but all his stuff is up on youtube and he perfectly balances feel-good and funny.

cryptid keeper podcast: this podcast has major early-unsolved vibes and they somewhat have the skeptic/believer dynamic as well.

[jselorekeeper]

Dear viewers, here is a fun little idea while we miss the egos

What phase of Anti was the scariest to you? Like genuine “this guy is bad” moment?

[crippling-pages]

Confession: I'm kinda disgusted by kotlc smut fics. For starters, its a middle grade series with kids and you're writing SMUT fics about them?? It disgusts me a lot, especially the adult/minor ones. I dont really care too much for the adult/adult (ex; gisela/verspa, fintan/bronte) smut fics, because yk, they're adults, but they're usually not really any of them.

But smut fics on the kotlc crew??? HELL NO if you've written one, like genuinely written a smut fic, like a Sokeefe or Tiana smut, WTF. PLEASE don't talk to me. I love them sososo much, and I will read any fanfic of my otps, but a SMUT fic??????????????? No thanks.

idk maybe its just me but i really dont like people who write kotlc smut, or smut for middle grade in general (like pjo or hp).

then again it might just be me :p who knows?

(but seriously im so uncomfortable when i see a kotlc smut fic on like ao3 or wattpad... and its either kids writing the smut or adults writing it and its SO creepy-)

in summary kotlc smut is gross af, it creeps me out, please dni if you write or read it ON PURPOSE. thank you

[clarity2electricboogaloo]

This is silly idc

Im excited for unraveled. I think it’ll be fun

[elizabethzoopzoop986]

AKANES NOT EVEN RELAVENT IN THE ANIME BUT THESE TWO SIMPS CANT HAVE A SINGLE CONVO WITHOUT INVOKING HIS NAME

Akane and Teru have never spoken in the anime. Like if anime onlys really think they can go oh they’ve met because stuCo pres and vp but anime onlys don’t care like that (i say this with love, i didn’t care like that as an anime only)

Also Aoi looks like she’s about to slice a bitch if he annoys Akane with his bs, little does she know…

Anyway they both simp for him confirmed

[whirlinglikeaballet]

my little brother just got the first kotlc book at the bookstore……. it’s begun……

[crescentpaws]

biana i drew for a color palette collab with @elgatoarcoiris! :>

drawing this made me realize how little i post her ugh i’m sorry queen

[loamnore]

hiii kotlc tumblr i am new here….. how is everybody……..

[literallyjusttoa]

I love your work so much i can't even describe it, it's giving me a warm and comfy vibe <3 I recently remembered Apollo is the god of mice, so i was wondering... can you please draw him holding a lil mouse and being amazed by its preciousness ? I would be so blessed if you did

Ooh ohh this isn't exactly what you said but this gave me an idea.

When those close to the Lord Apollo pray for his presence, he will often come with a companion. Sometimes, it will be one of his sacred red cattle. Sometimes, the divine wolf, Kitrinomavros. Sometimes, he will fly down with ravens, or his arrival will be punctuated by the trilling song of locusts. But with only his closest circle, Apollo will arrive with ...

His pet mouse.

Apollo insists that this mouse is very important, but no one has quite figured out what he means by that.

[thekeeperofbalance]

welcome to the celestial sphere.

hi, i'm the keeper of balance! i go by lark, lee, or leo!-

most of this will either be shitposting, rambles, or me talking about various things i think about, but also will include analyses, and things about my writing!

PREWARNING: the things i think about can get dark and touch on heavy topics. i will try to label everything appropriately, but i might (will, most likely) miss things; please tell me if i do. also, i swear a lot; if you're uncomfortable with that, i would advise you not to interact with my blog.

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standards: nothing nsfw (i am NOT comfortable with any of that, other than violence or gore). no transphobia, homophobia, aphobia, racism, or general bigotry. i will block you. otherwise, feel free to chat (whether anonymously or not, it's allowed) or interact, generally!

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tags under the cut!

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tags.

#the keeper warns. | any posts that cover triggering stuff will have this tag first, also, for anything of extreme, serious importance

#the keeper speaks. | for when i need my followers to notice something, but it isn't a warning/something urgent

#the keeper rambles. | for all my rambles!

#the keeper writes. | for posts relating to my writing

#the keeper analyses. | for any analysing i do!

#the keeper contemplates. | for the posts relating to my thoughts, a warning though, this tag will include most of the darker topics this blog will cover, if i talk about it

#the keeper answers. | for any asks i get! (if i get them! other than the doot doot one)

#the keeper prophesises. | for when i discuss my psychic abilities (no literally)

#the keeper weaves. | for when i discuss my fantasy world

#the keeper notices. | for when i reblog stuff!

#the keeper's universes. | gen tag for all my writing works (as in stuff directly relating to my writing works)

#homes; the places we've hoped for. | for my riordanverse au, where magnus chase is older, and this changes everything

#homes au. | alt tag for homes; the places we've hoped for.

#in a garden of secrets and blood lies. | for my rottmnt fan iteration, where the winding of the universe within our unending weave changes the past, the present, and the future irrevocably

#secret garden tmnt. | alt tag for this garden of secrets and blood lies.

#this hope rising like sparks. | for my crossover between the unending weave and tales of arcadia, specifically wizards, where a lark is born centuries in the past and makes a very important friend

#hope rises x-over. | alt tag for this hope rising like sparks.

#within waters of the underworld. | for my harry potter au (fuck jkr), where there are two potter children, and a kinder family to be found

#wwotu pentalogy. | alt tag for within waters of the acheron.

also, all of these will be in the tags for easy access-

[frizzle-mcshizzle]

@valentinerose529 this is easier to explain in its own post 

the triplets are like 9-10 here and yet they act like unhinged toddlers with the way they are constantly speaking all in caps and running around breaking things

then Lex is acting like a horny teenage boy when boys his age are fully in their “ewww cooties” phase most of the time.

not the mention that the way they also tie each other up and “prank each other” is borderline psychopathic, i mean tying Lex to a chandelier why he’s sleeping? tying up Lovise and trying to force feed her exliers.

it’s very obvious Shannon messager is a only child because thats not how younger siblings act, even the unhinged ones.

they would realistically try to break into the sleepover by trying to act mature, and try to talk to Dex’s friends because thats just how younger siblings are. Bex would probably start telling embarrassing stories about Dex, Lex would probably have a fart gun of some sort instead of grabbing Biana. the only thing they do thats age appropriate is Bex threatening to dunk Harry in mud.

what i would change about their characters specifically.

Bex would have less volume issues and would keep the lack of filter, but it would be used for telling embarrassing stories about her brother and saying things tnat way out of left field to the point that her parents are embarrassed.

Lex would stay the most “annoying one” but would probably just throw things and make gross noises, shoot nerf guns at the body gards, he would be the one to steal harry not Bex, and would be the biggest prankster.

Rex would be the most mellow one, getting blamed for what Lex does, just konda follows his brother and sisters lead, he would try to be friends with Dex’s friends but would end up being the little sibling they don’t want there.

[jselorekeeper]

Dear viewers, a little update on the game Jack is creating with Kyle

It is an Observation Duty inspired video game surrounding IRIS

and it's completely FREE!

[shima-draws]

Reiju saying don’t ever let him (Luffy) go to Sanji…she knows. She KNOWS